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Circle Gs get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine cutouts necessary.)Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a...

She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week. She always rocks full body armour with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more. She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving...

"My husband slept with 90% of the guests here. Humans, nymphs, goddesses. If it had junk, he boned it." "Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a special grip-coated f...

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO ! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments...

Don't be a dodo, snag these round orange sunglasses with a double bridge and teal reflective mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection that won't slip or bounce when you're in hot pursuit of a rare bird sighting. Stay Fly, Orinthologists ! Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use special grip...

These rare round green sunglasses are for finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! We're out of F words, so now we can tell you they have polarised lenses to reduce glare, plus full UV400 protection. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SL...

The age-old issue when you're too cool for school..they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarised lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with...

Like my sunglasses? Thanks, they're vintage ! Classic round vintage sunglasses with purple frames and blue reflective lenses to shield your eyes from the envious looks thrown your way, plus UV400 protection and polarised lenses. Beat THAT, estate sale fiends.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPCo...

Round green sunglasses with sleek polarised lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.Size: Slim Fit for Smal...

Eatin' shrimp with a bib, Ma? Tropic like it's hot. Is the bartender mad at you? Tropic like it's hot. Send a booty call with attitude? Tropic like it's hot. If you like to flex on the gram and you don't give a damn 'cause you're on the best beach and you got sunnies so glam? Tropic it like it's Hot...

One of our better names, don'tcha think? In case you're not relating to this name personally, switch "daddy" out for any other proper noun: Mommy, Boo, Bae, Gramps, King, Queen, Princess, Viscount, or, our personal fave, Carl.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a special grip-coa...

Margs in First Class: fashion-forward gradient sunglasses. These zesty lime aviator frames with green-gray ocean lenses capture the joy of indulgence on a looong summer vacation. Cast your winter coat back to the pits of hell from whence it sprang! Size: Wider Fit for Larger Heads.NO SLIPWe use spec...

Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves..especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous...

Carl is My Co-Pilot in these pink and teal sunglasses fit for a flamingo. Our Mach G aviator-style frames around mirrored reflective lenses with full UV400 protection will have you feeling the need..the need..for SPEED ! Size: Wider Fit for Larger Heads.NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicon...

Suit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. Our over-the-top aviator style frames will have heads turning, and the refreshed colorway will keep you looking sharp, plus polarised UV400 lenses give ultimate sun protection. Size: Wider Fit for Lar...

Every day should feel like you're part of Flamingo Fashion Week! Flaunt your flamboyant style in these juicy, translucent pink cat-eye sunglasses with teal reflective lenses and chrome accents. You'll be declared a fashion icon before you know it. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use speci...

These black cat-eye sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses & light gold accents are giving fashion icon. Won't slip or bounce when vogueing down the catwalk or the sidewalk. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to h...

ME-OW ! Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents. WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use special grip...

Turn every rainbow into a runway! These clear cat-eye sunglasses with rainbow reflective lenses and pink accents will magically transport you to a kaleidoscopic haute couture fashion show in the sky. (OK, that was a lie, but they look fabulous AF.) Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use spec...

Approaching Cult Status either means you're insanely popular due to your iconic style, or maybe you're on an FBI watchlist. Snag these angular, fashion-forward hot pink Pop Gs with pink reflective lenses and become an instant style icon. Just don't let the fame go to your head. Size: Just-right mids...

Trendsetter. Innovator. Vanguard. Visionary. You've heard it all. Sigh We totally get it. We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind. Now go forth and slay. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use a special grip coating to construct our...

The limelight, it burns ! That's why you need these totally mod, edgy Pop G frames in this eye-catching lime green shade with black lenses. They'll shield your eyes from the envious gaze of the droves of people who want to bask in the glory that is, well, YOU. Some people were just Born to Be Envied...

If you've ever stolen the company time machine and gone back in time to pick up a handsome stranger from an authentic New Wave bar just for fashion tips, you might be a New Wave Renegade. You should've just snagged a pair of these New Wave Renegade sunnies. These edgy black frames with black lenses...

If you've ever gotten famous for duct-taping a rotten banana to a wall and selling it for a bajillion dollars, you might be a Pop Art Prodigy. Channel your inner artiste with these snappy, angular blue Pop G frames with yellow/gray ocean lenses. We'll call it your Blue Period. Size: Just-right midsi...