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G reeting card reads:If you’re happy and you know it, please shut up.- Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Cards designed and printed in Greytown- Supplied with gum-seal envelope, made in Wellington- Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve

G ​reeting card reads:If I drop a muffin on the floor and bend down to pick it up, does that count as a squat? - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in G...

G ​reeting card reads:Hey, if drunk me said or did something that was offensive, take it up with drunk me. Sober me wasn't there. We don't know what happened. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or founta...

G ​reeting card reads:I just fired my self from cleaning the house. I don't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​desig...

G ​reeting card reads:My housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle." - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greyto...

G ​reeting card reads:I just saw three people jogging past my house and it inspired me to get up and close the curtains. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and pr...

G ​reeting card reads:Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing in a second hand store that doesn't smell. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed...

G ​reeting card reads:I saw a shop with a sign that said "We treat you like family." I'm never going in there. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Grey...

G ​reeting card reads:Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Mute it and put the subtitles on. Boom. Now they're reading. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​...

G ​reeting card reads:What do I like about people? Their pets. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington- Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve

G ​reeting card reads:I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I suppose this is who I am now. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in...

G ​reeting card reads:Part of me says I need to stop drinking so much. The other part of me says Don't listen, she's drunk. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and pr...

G ​reeting card reads:Every woman's dream is to find a man who will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed, and clean the entire house while she sleeps. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fount...

G ​reeting card reads:I get paid to be nice at work. I'm not sure why my friends and family expect it for free. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in ...

G ​reeting card reads:Times are tough so once again, I will be selling my nudes. $5 to get one. $30 not to get one. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed...

G ​reeting card reads:If you tell me to 'make myself at home', be prepared for me to take off my bra, drink your wine, and yell at your kids. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ...

G ​reeting card reads:One minute you're young and cool. The next you are getting over excited about going to the garden centre. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed...

G ​reeting card reads:Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington- Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve

G ​reeting card reads:When you're shopping and your husband says:"Do you really need that?""Do I really need you, Steve?" - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and p...

G ​reeting card reads:Hey, before I get back into shape, does anyone like the chubby me? - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Supplied with...

G ​reeting card reads:Get better soon. I know you're not sick. I just think you could be better. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- ​High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Suppl...

G ​reeting card reads:Sometimes, I just have to remind myself that it's not worth the prison time. - Blank inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Suppli...

​ G ​reeting card text r eads:If life is about balance, I'm finished. I have to sit down just to put on my jandals. - Black inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed ...

​ G ​reeting card text r eads:I've decided not to have kids.The kids are taking it pretty badly. - Black inside- Card size: 148mm x 105mm- High q uality ​ ​recycled cream card stock- Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen- Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown- Suppli...