Monster Oil - Tuning Slide Grease

Slide Grease - Synthetic, Non-Lanolin, for Tuning Slides

The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument:
1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes
2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players
3: Tuning slide grease. Nobody likes it. It's annoying. We get it. But it's a necessary evil, so stop whining and start putting something on your horn that NASA has been using for years: Monster slide grease.

Thick, long-lasting, perfect seal. You won't lose the tub either, like you normally do---this one is too good-looking.