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We all have that one friend who seems to age at twice the rate of the rest of us. Here's a card for the old buggerA birthday card with a 1960s picture of a older man looking surprised with his mouth open. Text in a white box above reads Bloody hell! You got old.- Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

If you have a friend that is a wanker and it is their birthday coming up then this card might be suitable for them. Throw a big party and make sure they never forget you think they're one.A birthday card with a fun picture of lots of young millennials sitting on a sofa with party hats. Text above them reads Happy Birthday Wanker- Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

By all means wish the recipient of this card a lovely and memorable happy Birthday but they might just need reminding - in the politest way possible - that the front of the plane is not for them. This was the first card ever designed in the Fabulous range and it's still a personal favourite of mine....

Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet- Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

Emily McDowell & Friends - Only Live Once - Birthday CardThat’s what Photoshop is for, silly.Offset printed onto heavyweight matte stock, and individually cello sleeved with a Kraft envelope.Blank insideSize: 108 x 140mm

Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most people, deserve one.A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo. Text in front of him read Even wankers deserve a birthday card.- Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

Here's a cute little puzzle, like the kind you see on social media, the recipient can play on their birthday - Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

See this Cat. It doesn't give a fuck about your BirthdayA birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa. The card reads See this cat. It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday- Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

Here's the perfect card for that one guy that we all know who either is, or thinks he is a magnificent bastard.A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase. Bold white text overlaid the image reads Happy Birthday you Magnificent Bastard! - Card dimensions: 126x178mm- Blank inside

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.A birthday card with a picture of precocious young girl sitting in front of an ice cream sundae. Pink and w...