The Don Kings - Delinquent Mayhem

Motorsickle surfin trash monsters from three quadrants of Aoteroa's worst surf bands met in A&E that night after a midnight high tide drag race on piha beach – that ended in said sickle surfers sandsaddled, seascorched and son-of-a-bitched. It was said that during that intoxicated aftermath the addition of the smoking engines, seawater and sedatives took hold of em all and bonded the blood brothers in the hallowed 'Stunt Ward' at Aucklands finest, Shortland Street Hospital.
Sometime during that stormy September in 2010, a graveyard shifter spilt a quart over a mulitibox leading to each riders bedraggled bedside and electrocuted the hell outta all three. It was exactly 1:13am. Wardens working on the lower floor described the sounds of hell itself unleashed. Guards along the hall told of the distinct manifestation of vaporised delinquents winding its way down through cracks in the ceiling. From that night on they never looked back.
Full credit and respect to original songwriters: Nervous Wreck written by Johnny Devlin, Strychnine written by the Sonics, Hot Dog written by Pro Drag, Red Monkey written by the Milkshakes, Jack the Ripper written by Link Wray, Parchman Farm written by Mose Allison.
The Don Kings wuz:
Shakin' Luke Wood – guitar and vox
Aaron Cobra – drums and vox
Uncle Slackjaw – bass and vox
Recorded live in 2010 (yes, a decade ago.) by Aaron Cobra. Mastered by Mikey Young. Cover art by Shakin' Luke Wood.
Tracklist:
1. Whore of the Headhunter 01:58
2. Nervous Wreck 02:11
3. Turkey Neck 02:55
4. Strychnine 02:56
5. Gypsy Grapple 01:48
6. Hot Dog 02:00
7. Sommerville Syndrome 02:28
8. Red Monkey 02:15
9. Rockin Bones 03:16
10. Jack The Ripper 02:17
11. Parchmen Farm 02:29