Anti Bullshit Spray Air Freshener

If you smell something that is not quite right, chances are it is someone speaking a half truth or there is a threat if verbal diarrhea this is the time you need to reach for the Anti-Bullshit Air Freshener.
We can't promise that it will stop the crap but at least it will smell a little bit sweeter.

Directions for use: Identify source of bullshit and spray vigorously!
Contains 100ml (3.5floz) of sweet smelling air effects in a bottle that measures only 15cm (6 inches).
Ideal for the handbag, briefcase, or the office top drawer.