The Fuckening 2025 Gin

Just when you think the circus has packed up, the fuckery finds a way to keep on coming. Enter – a small-batch spirit distilled to help you brace for whatever this year throws at us next.

Crisp, clean, and unapologetically bold, this spirit isn’t here to add to the chaos. It’s here to help you face it – one sip at a time. Best over ice with tonic, lime, and absolutely no pressure to have your life together.

This isn’t just a bottle of gin; it’s survival with a grin. When the headlines get grim, the group chats go feral, and reality feels stranger than fiction… you’ll be ready to toast to it anyway.

Drink responsibly. Laugh irresponsibly.

40% ABV
700mL Bottle