Off Piste Polarizers
LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS
Do you have an Uncle Rico complex? Stuck in '82? You don't need to buy a sketchy time machine on Craigslight to get back to the glory days of the 80's ! Do yourself a favor and grab a pair of these totally rad Eat My Skis sunnies instead. Same good vibes, way less hassle. (Time travel paradoxes are so gnarly.) BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG. 1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik. 2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame. 3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light. 5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down. 6 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
DO YOU ENJOY LIVING ON THE EDGE???
Are you one of those people who enjoys the thrill of checking out a suspicious noise in a dark alley or wandering off the beaten path?! Then these are for you ! Have fun wandering off the ski trail you reckless mutha flocka ! If we don't see you at the lodge later for hot chocolate we'll just assume you've eloped with a yeti. We kid, we kid. Of course we'll send the Ski Patrol out to find you. Bonus: the reflective lenses on these bold 80s inspired shades will help the ski patrol spot you huddled in that ravine.