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Circle Gs get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine cutouts necessary.)Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a...

She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week. She always rocks full body armour with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more. She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving...

"My husband slept with 90% of the guests here. Humans, nymphs, goddesses. If it had junk, he boned it." "Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a special grip-coated f...

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO ! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments...

Don't be a dodo, snag these round orange sunglasses with a double bridge and teal reflective mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection that won't slip or bounce when you're in hot pursuit of a rare bird sighting. Stay Fly, Orinthologists ! Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SLIPWe use special grip...

These rare round green sunglasses are for finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! We're out of F words, so now we can tell you they have polarised lenses to reduce glare, plus full UV400 protection. Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.NO SL...

The age-old issue when you're too cool for school..they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarised lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with...

Like my sunglasses? Thanks, they're vintage ! Classic round vintage sunglasses with purple frames and blue reflective lenses to shield your eyes from the envious looks thrown your way, plus UV400 protection and polarised lenses. Beat THAT, estate sale fiends.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPCo...

Round green sunglasses with sleek polarised lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.Size: Slim Fit for Smal...

Eatin' shrimp with a bib, Ma? Tropic like it's hot. Is the bartender mad at you? Tropic like it's hot. Send a booty call with attitude? Tropic like it's hot. If you like to flex on the gram and you don't give a damn 'cause you're on the best beach and you got sunnies so glam? Tropic it like it's Hot...

One of our better names, don'tcha think? In case you're not relating to this name personally, switch "daddy" out for any other proper noun: Mommy, Boo, Bae, Gramps, King, Queen, Princess, Viscount, or, our personal fave, Carl.Size: Slim Fit for Smaller FacesNO SLIPConstructed with a special grip-coa...