Limited Edition On-the-Go Bundle

This replaces your $8 coffee (and sh!t matcha habit). Immediately.

For Drinkers who take no B.S.
At home. At work. Mid-flight. Post-workout. If you’ve got water, you’ve got no sh!t matcha.

Each bundle includes our 3x sell-out ceremonial grade matcha, plus the tools to make it smooth, fast and no sh!t.
Includes:

- Ceremonial Grade On-the-Go Matcha Sachets
- Nomu Matcha Shaker
- I Don't Drink Sh!t Matcha Tumbler

No clumps. No bitterness. No “I’ll just grab a coffee instead." 4–6 hours of clean energy. No jitters. No crash. Never drink a sh!t matcha again — no matter where you are.