Moo (Touch Grass) – PDF – Two Ruru

This is a printable PDF of "Moo", which I think is probably the most unsettling painting I've ever done. A quick story. I'm from New Zealand. We have far too many cows here. One day, my wife and I were driving through the countryside, surrounded - as everyone is in New Zealand - by cows. I was feeling sleepy (fortunately, my wife was driving) and, half-dreaming, it suddenly seemed like the cows on each side of us had enormously elongated legs, which ended in sharp, sharp knives.