Keyring The Moon

The only problem when you are the Moon like me is you have such a chalky white face. It makes your teeth look yellow. I went to the dentist and he said "ooooh your teeth are all yellow!"
I said "No! When you compare them to my chalky white face. If I had skin like yours, they would not look yellow.."
I had fifteen fillings and he said "That'll be 500 pounds," and I said "I don't pay for nothing! I'm the MOOOOON!"