Beam Me Out, I Forgot the Bug Spray – 3” UFO Iron-On Patch for Backpacks, Jackets & Outdoor Escapists

Not all who wander are lost, some are just waiting for the mothership.

This 3-inch iron-on patch captures the spirit of off-grid nonsense and cosmic curiosity. Featuring a stylized UFO hovering over a dense pine forest, it’s made for those who hike deep, camp wild, and keep one eye on the sky (and the other on the trail snacks).

Because your idea of a perfect getaway might involve abduction or at least no cell service.

Whether you're cryptid-hunting in the woods, getting weird at a trailhead, or escaping reality with nothing but a headlamp and questionable coffee, this patch is for the boldly bewildered. Stick It & Signal the Skies:

Slap it on your backpack, jacket, hammock stuff sack, or even your dog’s bandana. Let everyone know:
You’re not lost, you’re just on a different frequency. :

✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) diameter

✅ Material: 100% polyester (built tough for trail life)

✅ Edges: Black stitched border for durability

✅ Application: Easy iron-on backing

✅ Design: Retro UFO hovering over pine trees at night

✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components Ready to Hike Into the Unknown?

and join the Wyld-side where the forest is dark, the bugs are relentless, and the aliens are (probably) friendly.
Bug spray optional. Curiosity required.