Cypress the Conqueror – 3" Wyld Blep Iron-On Patch for Backpacks, Jackets & Dog Vests

He’s not lost. He’s just vibing in the moss.

This 3-inch iron-on patch features Cypress the malamute mid-blep — tongue flopped, face full of woodland wisdom, probably forgot the map but remembered the snacks. It’s not just a patch, it’s a lifestyle choice fueled by trail dust and chaos energy.

Stick it on your backpack, jacket, or your dog’s adventure vest and let everyone know:
You don’t hike for the views, you hike for the vibes (and possibly squirrels).
You don’t ask for directions, you blep and bushwhack.

This is your license to be a little feral, a little fabulous, and entirely wyld. :

✅ Material: 100% polyester

✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter

✅ Design: One-sided print featuring a raccoon with an upside-down map and a ranger hat

✅ Edges: Black with black stitching for rugged durability

✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Ready to Get Lost (On Purpose)?

now and join the Wyldest crew to ever blep through the backcountry. Cypress approves (probably). Tongue out, paws up.