Instagram Summit Hog Patch – Funny Hiking Badge for Influencers & Trail Hams (Iron-On)

Instagram Summit Hog – Funny Hiking Patch for Influencers & View-Blockers - Iron-On Trail Badge

Ever held up an entire hiking group for just one more golden hour shot? Congrats, you’ve earned your stripes (and this patch).

This 3-inch iron-on badge celebrates the ring light-wielding, summit-blocking, tripod-hauling legends who believe no view is truly complete without their face in it. Whether you’re:

✅ Blocking the only decent lookout for 12 consecutive selfies
✅ Changing outfits mid-hike for the grid
✅ Or filming a 10-minute story while others contemplate mortality in silence.

📸 Iron it onto your jacket, pack, or perfectly curated fleece and announce to the world: You are the moment, even if no one else can see the view.

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✅ Material: 100% polyester – filtered, yet fierce
✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter
✅ Design: Full-print featuring a phone-wielding, light-chasing summit icon
✅ Edges: Reinforced black stitching – like your followers, it holds on tight
✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced clout

Step aside, scenery. There’s a new peak performance in town.
🛒 and tag us when you block your next summit.