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HARLOT WHORE: because fashion is where fantasy roams free. Because we're post-truth now, so post not admitting the truth of the power that is held in the collision of beauty and strength. No more dreaming, apology is dead. These days, we instruct others by serving the self: by being unrepentant in d...

HARLOT WHORE: because fashion is where fantasy roams free. Because we're post-truth now, so post not admitting the truth of the power that is held in the collision of beauty and strength. No more dreaming, apology is dead. These days, we instruct others by serving the self: by being unrepentant in d...

TYSON - the hottest holdout at Happy To Sit On Your Face. So hot, that customers went mad. They were clinging on to snapped-off arms and desperately looking for screws. No one could ever get enough of TYSON and he was cherished into oblivion. until now.TYSON is a hunky chunk of spunk. A domineering...

TYSON - the hottest holdout at Happy To Sit On Your Face. So hot, that customers went mad. They were clinging on to snapped-off arms and desperately looking for screws. No one could ever get enough of TYSON and he was cherished into oblivion. until now.TYSON is a hunky chunk of spunk. A domineering...

HARLOT WHORE: because fashion is where fantasy roams free. Because we're post-truth now, so post not admitting the truth of the power that is held in the collision of beauty and strength. No more dreaming, apology is dead. These days, we instruct others by serving the self: by being unrepentant in d...

Take a trip in the sunshine with these Happies, and wave your freak flag high! The Seventh House awaits.Acetate frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 56mm / H 51 mmBridge W 21mmFrame H 61 m / L 146 mmTemple L 130mmand exchanges are available within 14 days of receipt...

My my my delightful LILA, why why why, we can't take it anymore.Swaying from the raunchy rafters of the swinging sixties, these seductive specs are sure to put a spell on you and yours.Snap 'em up and swirl into the curlicues.Acetate frame / UV400 / CR39 gradient lens / suitable for a prescription l...

Uber-duber peep these SCUBAs! Who thought land-snorkelling could look so swish? While there might be plenty of other fish in the sea, sporting these sassy sun-goggles will have your onlookers clamouring for air.LIMITED EDITION SUMMER 2025-2026!Acetate frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case inclu...

Nine lives, but these frames are the killer. THE WOMB brings modern mischief to the curve of the vintage cat's eye style. Wickedly flattering but wonderfully bold, THE WOMB is a celebration of physical embodiment. From brunch to the beach, forget the rest: you're incubating the iconic.Acetate frame...

Nine lives, but these frames are the killer. THE WOMB brings modern mischief to the curve of the vintage cat's eye style. Wickedly flattering but wonderfully bold, THE WOMB is a celebration of physical embodiment. From brunch to the beach, forget the rest: you're incubating the iconic.Acetate frame...

Nine lives, but these frames are the killer. THE WOMB brings modern mischief to the curve of the vintage cat's eye style. Wickedly flattering but wonderfully bold, THE WOMB is a celebration of physical embodiment. From brunch to the beach, forget the rest: you're incubating the iconic.Acetate frame...

Listen up darling 'DOLLS HAVE EYES' aren't for the faint-hearted or the weak-willed. With lenses sharper than your tongue and a frame that screams 'Don't mess with me,' these shades are for those who thrive on attitude.Acetate frame / UV400 / CR39 lens/case includedMeasurement:Lens W 51mm / H 40mmBr...

Sweeter than a floss tornado in Wonka’s powder room…When you've crushed more candy than a sherbet avalanche and are about to see the sunrise, what do you do? You cover up with Happies and perform a miracle or two.Now repeat after me.I want CANDY !I want CANDY !Acetate / UV 400 / CR 39 lens / Cas...

Sweeter than a floss tornado in Wonka’s powder room…When you've crushed more candy than a sherbet avalanche and are about to see the sunrise, what do you do? You cover up with Happies and perform a miracle or two.Now repeat after me.I want CANDY !I want CANDY !Acetate frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradi...

Acetate frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 50mm / H 45 mmBridge 21.5 mmFrame H 57cm / L 137mmTemple 133mm

Acetate frame / UV400 /CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 52mm / H 52mmBridge 21.5mmFrame H 68mm / L 152.5mmTemple 140mm

Acetate frame / UV400 /CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 52mm / H 52mmBridge 21.5mmFrame H 68mm / L 152.5mmTemple 140mm

Acetate frame / UV400 /CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 52mm / H 52mmBridge 21.5mmFrame H 68mm / L 152.5mmTemple 140mm

Acetate frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case includedMeasurements:Lens W 50mm / H 45 mmBridge 21.5 mmFrame H 57cm / L 137mmTemple 133mm

DISCERNMENT don't just block the sun; they ignite passion and spark temptation. Embrace the gaze that lingers a moment too long, basking in the knowledge that you're just not wearing sunglasses - you're wearing a weapon of allure.Bio-acetate / UV 400 / CR 39 lens / Case includedMeasurements:Lens W 4...

Little miss Muffet was happily sitting on her tuffet eating coconut yoghurt, but when along came the SPYDER, she didn't let it sit down beside her, she picked it up and put it on her face, and in doing so ended up looking freakishly chic.Acetate frame / UV400 CR39 mono lens / case included / suitabl...

Little miss Muffet was happily sitting on her tuffet eating coconut yoghurt, but when along came the SPYDER, she didn't let it sit down beside her, she picked it up and put it on her face, and in doing so ended up looking freakishly chic.Acetate frame / UV400 CR39 mono lens / case included / suitabl...

Some people might whingeSome cringe, others twingeBut like a long fringeIt's coming back - yes it's !Acetate frame / UV400 CR39 mono lens / case included / suitable for prescription lenses.Measurements:Lens W 47.40mm / H 39mmBridge 25mmFrame H 56mm / L 149mmTemple L 137mmand exchanges are available...

Give the gift of happiness with Happy To Sit On Your Face! You will receive an email with instructions on how to redeem your gift card. There is no expiry date. Choose from each price tier, including shipping to a New Zealand address ($NZD). Your recipient will also receive a pink case which comes w...