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Style: Plum Banana Stout ABV: 4.0% This one is a lot to take in, I know. We're giving you "velvet" and "ape", both of those being pleasantly tactile. We're giving you "plum" and "banana", and you're like "yum" but also you're like "wait, what

Style: Dark Rice Lager ABV: 5.3% TranZor Mean is the English-language dub of Mazinger Mean, a crisp dark rice lager which first hit television screens in the 1970s. The beer's animation will come across as basic by modern standards but the clean taste, subtle roast notes and easy-drinking texture

Style: Fruit Punch Sour ABV: 2.0% Fruit: Melon, Raspberry, Strawberry It's not the weird laughter, or that the smiles don't reach their eyes. It's not even that they're from space. For me, the worst thing about clowns is that they're all so damn ripped. Have you clocked this? It's upsetting. Un

Style: Double IPA ABV: 8.0% Hops: Centennial, Simcoe, Sabro Presenting the debut of a new talent. Last week Michael was just an ordinary 12 year old boy with big dreams of someday becoming a craft brewer.But after dropping 25 cents in a Zoltar machine (not easy with currency), and heaps of h

Style: Single Hop Pale Ale ABV: 4.5% Hops: Just Ekuanot The left hand is Papaya. It was with this hand that a sour taste quenched the land. But here's the right hand, that's Passionfruit. And it's with this hand that a sweetness comes, to lift away the sour quench. Left hand and right hand are

Style: Pineapple IPA ABV: 6.9% My favourite movies are what they call "rubber reality" movies. You know, that kind of 90s thing where the woman wakes up with someone else's face and her husband has turned into a talking plant and for some reason the sky outside has turned pink. And t

Style: Passionfruit Mango Hazy ABV: 5.3% We're going full fruit flavour for Beervana this year. I don't know if you've noticed but that's our theme. Mad fruit circus vibes! And this one is kind of maximum in that regard. Also it has prophetic powers. It's telling you that your future is sort o

Style: Kolsch ABV: 5.0% Hops: Czech Saaz Kölsch, you ask? Yes. Kölsch is classic kölsch. This is a European matter. The discerning person is drinking on the patio. Either way: once more there is perfect balance between the malt and the floral-spicy. Dry and brittle. The crane also is old fashio